One cent beer

> A man walked into a
> went to the bar and ordered a beer.
> "Certainly, Sir , that'll be one cent."
> "One Cent?" the man exclaimed.
> He glanced at the menu and asked:
> "How much for a nice juicy steak
> and a bottle of wine?"
> "A nickel," the barman replied.
> "A nickel?" exclaimed the man.
> "Where's the guy who owns this place?"
> The bartender replied:
> "Upstairs, with my wife."
> The man asked: "What's he doing upstairs
> with your wife?"
> The bartender replied:
> "The same thing
> I'm doing to his business down here

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