because I’m blonde




A girl came skipping to home from school one day…

Daughter : Mommy, Mommy, we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 !

Mom : Very good.

Daughter : Is it because I’m blonde ?

Mom : Yes, it’s because you’re blonde.


The next day the girl came skipping to home from school….

Daughter : Mommy, mommy, we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to G, but I said it to N. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L M, N !

Mom : Very good.

Daughter : Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy ?

Mom : Yes, it’s because you’re blonde.


The next day the girl came skipping to home from school…

Daughter : Mommy, Mommy, we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these ! (She lifted her tank top to reveal a fully developed chest ).

Mom : Very good !

Daughter : Is it because I’m blonde, mommy ?

Mom : No Honey, it’s because you’re 18 !

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