affair with my secretary

A married man was having an affair

> with his secretary.

> One day they went to her place

> and made love all afternoon.

> Exhausted, they fell asleep

> and woke up at 8 PM ..

> The man hurriedly dressed

> and told his lover to take his shoes

> outside and rub! them in the grass and dirt.

> He put on his shoes and drove home.

> "Where have you been?" his wife demanded.

> "I can't lie to you," he replied,

> "I'm having an affair with my secretary.

> We had sex all afternoon."

> She looked down at his shoes and said:

> "You lying bastard!

> You've been playing golf!"

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