A pet alligator

A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his
side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He
turns
to the astonished patrons.

"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's
mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the
gator
will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then
open
his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In
return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you
will buy me a drink."

The crowd murmured their approval. The man
stood up
on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his
privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator
closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a
minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and
rapped the
alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator
opened his mouth and the man removed his
genitals
unscathed as promised.

The crowd cheered and the first of his free
drinks
were delivered. The man stood up again and
made
another offer.

"I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try."

A hush fell over the crowd.

After a while, a hand went up in the back of the
bar.
A woman timidly spoke up.

"I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on
the head with the beer bottle."

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