The tattoo story

There once was this lady who was a big fan of B.B. King.

As she was listening to the radio the announcer was giving away backstage passes to, none other than, B.B. King.

Being the right caller to the show, and winning the tickets, she decided to go and do something unique for her favourite blues singer.

She went down to the local tattoo shop and asked the artist to put a 'B' on each of her butt cheeks.

After he was finished, she paid the man and went on her way.

She arrived at the concert, ticket in hand, and enjoyed the show.

After it was over she proceeded to the backstage area

Once she got face to face with the blues legend she said "Mr. King. I have been a fan of yours for quite some time, and to prove it I want to show you something."

With that, she turned around, bent over, and dropped her pants to proudly display her new artwork.

B.B. King responded "Oh, I see. Who the hell is BoB?"

The Big Horse Race

Horses in the race are:

1. Passionate Lady
2. Bare Belly
3. Silk Panties
4. Conscience
5. Jockey Shorts
6. Clean Sheets
7. Thighs
8. Big Johnson
9. Heavy Bosum
10. Merry Cherry

At the Post:

They're off! Conscience is left behind at the post.
Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry.
Heavy Bosum is being pressured.
Passionate lady is caught between Thighs and Big Johnson in a very tight spot.
At the Halfway Mark it's Bare Belly on top.
Thighs opens up and Big Johnson is pressed in.
Heavy Bosum is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets.
Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly.
Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Johnson.
At The Stretch Merry Cherry cracks under the strain.
Big Johnson is making a final drive.
Passionate Lady is coming.
At The Finish It's Big Johnson giving everything he's got and Passionate Lady takes everything Big Johnson has to offer.
It looks like a dead heat but Big Johnson squirts through and wins by a head.
Heavy Bosum weakens and Thighs pulls-up.
Clean Sheets never had a chance.

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