IF Animals have Facebook

If animals have Facebook, these are most likely to be their Status Updates,

COCKROACH: “Managed to skip from some one’s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle!”

Cat: “My 7th child is asking who is her dad. What shall I tell her??, I don’t even remember”

Mosquito: “I am HIV positive.. this is all due to wrong sucking”

Chicken: “If tomorrow I didn’t updating my status, means I’m being served at KFC. Love you all ”

Pig: “Oh gosh they throw the gossips that I am spreading flu…WTF!! ”

Goat : “Friends, don’t go out, Eid is coming soon”.

cricket match

Two drunks were watching a cricket match from the gallery. In the meantime the batsman hit a six.
1st Drunk : Oh ! What a goal.
2nd Drunk : Hey idiot, goal is not scored in this game. Goal is scored on a cricket match.

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